My Little Kitty and Scott John (H)

(Pronounced 'My Leetle Keety') My Little Kitty is human and is 55 years old. She lives on another planet and has hundreds of rockets.
She eats light bulbs, tables, wood and smoothies.
My Little Kitty is allowed to eat cake for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

My other (invisible) friend is Scott John. He is 44 years old (sometimes twenyten or fifty thousand) and an astronaut and he flies a really big rocket. Scott John told me that he does not fall asleep when the rocket goes very fast. He lives on Planet Earth and kills baddies and helps other people.
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